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Don't Hold Back Coasters
Vodka sl*t
Gin wh*re
If you leave a stain, you will feel the pain
Wine swine
Champagne sl*t
I enjoy being used
Don't f*ck up the table
Go ahead, put your bottom on me
One should always use protection (for the sake of the coffee table)
I enjoy being sweated on
Hey f*ckwit, use a coaster
Hey fool, respect my wood
Don't Hold Back Coasters
Vodka sl*t
Gin wh*re
If you leave a stain, you will feel the pain
Wine swine
Champagne sl*t
I enjoy being used
Don't f*ck up the table
Go ahead, put your bottom on me
One should always use protection (for the sake of the coffee table)
I enjoy being sweated on
Hey f*ckwit, use a coaster
Hey fool, respect my wood

Don't Hold Back Coasters

$3.90

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Don't Hold Back Coasters 

These bold coasters are full of attitude and sass! Never again will someone place a bare mug or cup on your table without protection again. These coasters may be minimal in their background colour, but with the bright bolded lettering, they sure do all the talking. With Christmas right around the corner, your table, friends, and family need them. The hardest part about this item is what saying to choose! 

Here are the 12 different sayings to choose from:

  • I enjoy being sweated on
  • Hey fool, respect my wood
  • Wine swine
  • Go ahead, put your bottom on me
  • Don't f*ck up the table
  • Gin wh*re
  • Hey f*ckwit, use a coaster
  • I enjoy being used
  • One should always use protection (for the coffee table's sake)
  • Champagne sl*t
  • Vodka sl*t
  • If you leave a stain, you will feel the pain
  • Black backgrounds
  • Bold bright coloured texts with 12 different sayings 
  • Cork backed
  • Measure 10.5 x 10.5cm.
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FAST DELIVERY NZ 1 - 3 DAYS & INTERNATIONAL 3 - 10 DAYS

NEW ZEALAND DELIVERY

  • Urgent Courier: 1-2 working days
  • Standard Delivery: 2-3 working days
  • Rural Delivery: 3-5 working days

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INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY

  • Australia: 2-6 working days
  • Rest of World: 3-10 working days

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GIFT WRAPPING OPTIONS AVAILABLE(Gift Wrap for this individual product)

Gift wrapping for whole order avalible at cart
DELUXE WRAP & TAG
$3.95 NZD
DELUXE KRAFT WRAP
$3.95 NZD
POHUTUKAWA GIFT BAG
$2.90 NZD
MEDIUM GIFT BAG & TAG
$3.50 NZD
DELUXE WRAP & CARD
$5.95 NZD
DELUXE GIFT BOX
$9.90 NZD
$2.90 - $9.90

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