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Greeting Card - Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse?

Add your personalised message below & we will handwrite this inside the card for you.

Greeting Card - Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse?

Well, it's not their fault that turning it off and on again actually works, and it makes you feel like a complete arse for getting tech support there in the first place. But try to keep it together, they're probably sick of saying it!

Outer:

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried shoving it up your arse?

Inner:

Blank (include you own personalised message)

  • Approx 125 x 178 mm
  • Paper envelope included

Published by Dean Morris Cards, UK.

Free Delivery

FREE DELIVERY ON NZ ORDERS OVER $100

Fast Delivery

FAST DELIVERY NZ 1-3 DAYS & INTERNATIONAL 3-10 DAYS

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NEW ZEALAND DELIVERY

Urgent Courier: 1-2 working days

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INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY

Australia: 2-6 working days

Rest of World: 3-10 working days

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