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Kiss My Ass Loo Paper

Kiss My Ass - Novelty Toilet Paper

Nothing but the best for the best! With lovely kisses adorning the paper, your derriere will never feel this loved. Novelty, hilarious and fully functional loo paper. Our Kiss My Ass novelty toilet paper comes in a lovely gift-box ready to be wrapped for your loved one. Everyone needs toilet paper, so why not have fun with it?

Great stocking stuffer idea for teenagers or secret santa gift for the workplace!

Free Delivery

FREE DELIVERY ON NZ ORDERS OVER $100

Fast Delivery

FAST DELIVERY NZ 1-3 DAYS & INTERNATIONAL 3-10 DAYS

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NEW ZEALAND DELIVERY

Urgent Courier: 1-2 working days

Standard Delivery: 2-3 working days

Rural Delivery: 3-5 working days

For extra urgent orders, please add "Rush My Order" before heading to checkout & we will arrange super fast dispatch of your order!

INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY

Australia: 2-6 working days

Rest of World: 3-10 working days

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