{"product_id":"what-the-actual-fuck-2pk-shower-steamer","title":"What The Actual Fuck - 2pk Shower Steamer","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat The Actual Fuck - 2pk Shower Steamer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI'm sorry, but when did we officially spiral past mildly inconvenient and land squarely in complete and total chaos?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI'm not saying the universe is out to get you, but it's certainly being a massive dick today.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen everything feels a little too much, take a damn shower and give yourself five minutes to reset. These Wild Emery shower steamers are everyday self-care with a generous pinch of dark humour, because sometimes all you can do is breathe, regroup and carry on.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor best results, place a steamer on your shower shelf, a ledge or in a dish where it can catch a light spray of water. As it dissolves, the water activates the steamer and releases the aroma of its essential oils into the air.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eZen\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eA soothing blend of Sweet Orange + Patchouli, combining bright citrus with earthy, grounding notes for a little moment of calm amongst the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funkygifts.co.nz\/collections\/wild-emery\" title=\"Wild Emery Collection\"\u003eShop our full Wild Emery collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e2-pack Shower Steamers (Sweet Orange + Patchouli)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eEveryday self-care with a cheeky attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMade with essential oils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eEasy to use in the shower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eA fun gift for friends, coworkers or anyone who is absolutely doing their fucking best\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Wild Emery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48394837753971,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/8122\/8915\/files\/What_The_Actual_Fuck__1.jpg?v=1791410262","url":"https:\/\/funkygifts.co.nz\/products\/what-the-actual-fuck-2pk-shower-steamer","provider":"Funky Gifts NZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}