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Dick Head - Bath Towel

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$24.99

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Dick-Head Towel

Never get them mixed up again! One side says 'dick' the other side says 'face' what you do from there, well ... I'm sure you can figure it out. Washing yourself has never been this easy (or breezy).

  • Measures 140 cm x 70 cm

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Leanne Anderson
Wedding gift

Purchased for part of a wedding gift which zi know he is going to love

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Paula Cox
Fun gift

I got this for a work colleague, secret Santa present, funny but usable so great gift

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