Calm Your Tits! Card Game

Name: Calm Your Tits! Card Game
Brand: Ginger Fox
Price: 29.99 NZD
Availability: InStock

$29.99

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Calm Your Tits! Card Game

The aim of this titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing!

Players win cards for correctly shouting "Nice tits!" or "Tough tits!" when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear.

Watch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could easily go tits up!

HOW TO PLAY

The dealer turns to the person to their left and says, 'Show me your Tits'.
That lucky person starts the game by turning over the top card from their pile, and forming a new 'face-up' pile.
Watch out, when matching pairs or special cards appear, the following actions apply:

BLUE PAIR
Shout "Nice Tits" and take both piles
RED PAIR
Shout "Tough Tits" and take both piles
FAT BALLS
Shout "Calm Your Tits" and take any pile of Tough Tits
PUSSY POSSE
No pairs can be taken when this card is out!

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