How To Swear At Work

How To Swear At Work: The Funny Gift Book for Colleagues

Because screaming actual profanity across the office is generally “frowned upon.”

How To Swear At Work is the ultimate survival guide for anyone navigating corporate chaos, endless meetings, passive-aggressive emails, and coworkers who “circle back” far too often. Packed with hilarious desk-safe alternatives to real swear words, this little book lets you vent your frustration without an instant meeting with HR.

Inside you’ll find 96 pages of clean-ish insults, office-friendly outbursts, and barely-appropriate phrases like “for fork’s sake” and “dicktionary”, perfect for muttering under your breath during another pointless Zoom call.

A brilliant Secret Santa gift, stocking filler, or office joke gift for colleagues who are hanging on by a thread. Small enough to keep in a desk drawer, dangerous enough to get passed around the entire office once the laughing starts.