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Bacon Bandages

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$16.99

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All Orders Dispatched within 2 - 24 hours on weekdays

Urgent Courier: 1-2 working days

Standard Delivery: 2-5 working days

Rural Delivery: 3-5 working days

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For extra urgent orders, please add "Rush My Order" before heading to checkout, you'll skip the que & we will arrange super fast dispatch of your order!

INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY

Australia: 2-6 working days

Rest of World: 3-10 working days

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Click & Collect orders are processed in under 1 hour on weekdays. Click & Collect is currently only available Mon-Friday in Hamilton, NZ.

Bacon Bandages

Bacon Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. (At least that's what the Bacon Council tells us.) There are 15 bandages that look so much like tiny slabs of bacon you'll have to hold yourself back from ripping them off and eating them. No really, please don't eat them, that's unhygienic and gross. If a fancy Bacon Bandage isn't enough to dry your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.

Our Bacon Bandages are the real thing. Accept no substitutes, especially when it comes to brunch related injuries like grease spatter or spastic knife movements while applying a schmear. Latex-free adhesive.

  • Bacon Bandages
  • Fifteen 3" x 1" bacony bandages
  • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
  • Perfect for cuts, scrapes or grease burns

You can also add Gift Wrapping, Greeting Cards & Messages at the Cart page before Checkout.

Happy Customers ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

We have a no hassle 30 day return & exchange policy as we want our customers to be 100% happy with their gifts & purchases every time!

Customer Reviews

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John smith
AMAZING

MY child was getting bullied at school and these bandanages cured his depression

R
RW
Super easy experience

Excellent communication, product was exactly as I expected, and delivery was super quick. One of my new favourite places to shop online!

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