In Bed By 9-Ball

In Bed By 9-Ball

Need a perfectly valid excuse to cancel plans and stay in bed? Meet the In Bed 9 ball, the only decision-making toy that already knows your answer is “no.”

Just give it a shake and reveal one of 20 outrageously relatable excuses for staying home. From “It’s past your bedtime” to “Bank account says no” and even “The Duolingo owl said nein,” it’s designed for anyone whose ideal night involves pajamas, snacks, and absolutely zero socialising.

This is the ultimate joke gift for proud introverts, early-to-bed champions, and anyone who’s ever said “maybe next time” and meant “never.”

Perfect for Secret Santa, office gift swaps, or that friend who mysteriously disappears after 8:30pm invites.

Features:

• 20 hilarious excuses for skipping plans
• Guaranteed “no” answers every time you shake it
• Includes classics like “The cat needs a babysitter” and “A crow stole my car keys”
• Designed for committed homebodies and professional cancelers