Offensive Office Pen Set
Offensive Office Pen Set
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Offensive Office Pen Set
Guaranteed to make a statement at the office! Stylish, high quality ball point pens, each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side.
Each pack contains five pens with the following messages:
1. Actually, just f**k off.
2. Hands off my pen, pr*ck.
3. I wish I could f***ing spell.
4. Property of C***y McF***face.
5. These dull f***ers think I'm working.
Great for Secret Santa gift or a fun birthday gift to give to your friend or your partner.
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