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What Not To Say During Sex

They've flirted and grafted to get their crush in the sack - don't let them cock it up now! This handy deck of cards will stop them from putting their foot in their mouth ... to make room for something else!

Great naughty novelty gift for someone who is in a brand new relationship or your friend who tends to clam up around the opposite sex!

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Secret Santa gift for male

Saw this and thought of my male friend who would see this as a laugh out loud gift. He loves it and the sayings on the cards are hilarious.

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They've flirted and grafted to get their crush in the sack - don't let them cock it up now! This handy deck of cards will stop them from putting their foot in their mouth ... to make room for something else!

Great naughty novelty gift for someone who is in a brand new relationship or your friend who tends to clam up around the opposite sex!

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